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If I was witty and creative I would put something here... Lets just say after the berlin wall came down i was out of a job... ya know thwarting the dirty advance of communism... stuff like that...

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Beware of EHitler! he stalks the 100001101010101010010101110s of your freedom loving computer!
EHitler is the evil spawn of a mad expirement during the Cold War (Also known as The Humiliation and painful death of Communism) Stalin (AKA SATIN) revived Hitler when the Soviets were planning the invasion of France and Britain, to learn his knowledge gained during WWII. Once freed from Hell (AKA The USSR) They realized it was only his soul, as his body was still rotting next to Elvis's in an Alien Spaceship. He escaped their evil grasp and jumped into a computer... where he lurks to this day...

Well the moral is don't invade 3rd World countries to spread the will of communism.
Have fun using your will of Free Speech and the right to bear arms!

The world will be a better place when I'm dead...